(alt text: "Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.")
His latest was gold, as always, but my OCD in CS wants me to edit his tree very badly! IF I had it my way, I'd whip that tree up in an AVL fashion. Everyone loves a self-balancing tree?! [and yes, opening presents with starting at the root would be quite desastrious]
